How I met John Gibson

How I met John Gibson:
We used to walk down by the lake at night. This was back in the days when he was cheating on his wife but was telling her that he was out playing cards with the boys. Well, I ain't no boy honey.
He used to get me liquored up and call me Johnny-boy. I still don't get that one. But from what I heard he had a son named Johnny.
hmmmmm
anyway...
he was a blast even though he had a tiny peepee.
Rest in peace Johnny-poo
Posted 2:21pm May 4th by Shirley McLAine